First off, WISCONSIN DELLS NEEDS TOURISTS!!! (Please copy and relay.)
For another, Noah's Ark could use summer help willing to appear in costume as their "Water Animals" mascots--not just for their summer show (twice-daily appearances, one @ each of their wavepools, know), but also in "meet-and-greet" roles as well. Enquiries to their employment office (call them on 608-254-2608).